Ok. I never EVER gush about a Christmas present that I love OH SO MUCH that I have to gush about it. Until this year.
Ok, now, I may forget this sometimes, but my sisters know me well. VERY well. So well, in fact, that this Christmas, I got THE BEST present that isn’t breathing.
Well, second only to the year I got my guitar.
Oh, yes, Holly, she knows me well. Oh so well. I love her SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!! I mean, srsly, this is THE most awesome thing evah. I’ve been wearing it almost non-stop. (What? There are things that it gets in the way of!)
In fact, I’m wearing the sucker RIGHT NOW. I LOVE LOVE LOVE it.
Plus, it came in this pouch that had this on it :
This time next year, you will be fighting the Zombie Plageu, so enjoy this
holiday season while you can.
Srsly. I <3 Holly. She’s the best sister EVER EVER EVER.
Also, she bought me a “Baby Reaper” pendant (seriously, isn’t she the most awesome thing ever?), which I can’t find a picture of on Etsy. But, still.
So, the next time I bitch about how my family is f*cking retarded, please remind me that I Love Holly. No, really. I LOVE Holly.

Ha! That’s the most awesomest Jeni present ever! I love her for you!
It’s so awesome when people take the trouble to find things to suit you.
Let me think – what did my bro get me this year… oh yeah, $50 in a card. Like he got me last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
Now I’ve caught on to his game and I just give him $40 in a card. That way I at least net $10 and save myself the trouble of shopping.
Anyway, that’s cute as hell.
“This time next year, you will be fighting the Zombie Plageu”
Crap, I’d better get you that book.
My sister sent me a text message for Christmas. I didn’t send one back.