Inside Jeni’s Pants











Ok. I never EVER gush about a Christmas present that I love OH SO MUCH that I have to gush about it. Until this year.

Ok, now, I may forget this sometimes, but my sisters know me well. VERY well. So well, in fact, that this Christmas, I got THE BEST present that isn’t breathing.

Well, second only to the year I got my guitar.

Oh, yes, Holly, she knows me well. Oh so well. I love her SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!! I mean, srsly, this is THE most awesome thing evah. I’ve been wearing it almost non-stop. (What? There are things that it gets in the way of!)
In fact, I’m wearing the sucker RIGHT NOW. I LOVE LOVE LOVE it.
Plus, it came in this pouch that had this on it :
This time next year, you will be fighting the Zombie Plageu, so enjoy this
holiday season while you can.

Srsly. I <3 Holly. She’s the best sister EVER EVER EVER.

Also, she bought me a “Baby Reaper” pendant (seriously, isn’t she the most awesome thing ever?), which I can’t find a picture of on Etsy. But, still.

So, the next time I bitch about how my family is f*cking retarded, please remind me that I Love Holly. No, really. I LOVE Holly.



Ha! That’s the most awesomest Jeni present ever! I love her for you!

It’s so awesome when people take the trouble to find things to suit you.

Let me think – what did my bro get me this year… oh yeah, $50 in a card. Like he got me last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.

Now I’ve caught on to his game and I just give him $40 in a card. That way I at least net $10 and save myself the trouble of shopping.

Anyway, that’s cute as hell.



Heidi says:

“This time next year, you will be fighting the Zombie Plageu”

Crap, I’d better get you that book.

My sister sent me a text message for Christmas. I didn’t send one back.



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